so far this morning, I have dealt with:

the poop of 3 species (human, chicken, dog)
the puke of 2 (human, cat)
and the attitude of a 3-year old.
luckily no reptile, avian, or rodent carcasses yet, but the day is still young.
am really looking forward to ME time tonight, my sewing room is calling my name loudly.
unfortunately, my 1yo is even louder right now.