Darren needed a moose.

He insisted that he desperately needed me to buy the pattern (seen at the quilt festival, and earned through good behavior) and make him a moose. TONIGHT.
BEFORE BED.

So here he is, happy with his moose. (pattern by Carol's Zoo, fabric is horribly shreddy cotton velvet remnant that I had in my stash. D INSISTED that none of the minkee or fleece I had were the right color, because a moose MUST be brown)